Windsors & Losers

Britain's royal family generates controversial headlines each and every day, but in our unhumble opinion, the most interesting tales are those buried in the footnotes. Hosts Eva and Allie are excavators of bygone scandals and peculiar details about the Windsors. For example, did you know that King Charles runs a bed and breakfast in Romania? Or that he's been building his own real town for more than 30 years? Windsors & Losers is the podcast that tells you a curiously overlooked story about the British royal family in each episode.

Recent Episodes
  • Weekly: The Meghan-Marmite Strategy
    Apr 8, 2025 – 00:42:40
  • WEEKLY: Celebrating Moms With Meg and Kate
    Apr 1, 2025 – 00:31:34
  • WEEKLY! Will and Kate's "Touchy Feely" Phase
    Mar 25, 2025 – 00:35:14
  • WEEKLY! Flower Sprinkles for Everyone
    Mar 18, 2025 – 00:44:53
  • Trailer: A Fresh Take on With Love, Meghan
    Mar 14, 2025 – 00:01:00
  • Weekly! Sussex; What's in a Name?
    Mar 11, 2025 – 00:35:10
  • WEEKLY: Brooches, Bio-Diesel, and Balmoral
    Mar 4, 2025 – 00:30:53
  • WEEKLY! Will & Kate & Harry & Meghan's Online Love
    Feb 18, 2025 – 00:38:51
  • WEEKLY! Kate’s “Fourth Child” and Charles’s Italian Gala
    Feb 11, 2025 – 00:42:00
  • WEEKLY! Kate's Clothes and a Middleton Birthday
    Feb 4, 2025 – 00:36:42
  • WEEKLY! Candid Kate Photos, and What They Mean
    Jan 28, 2025 – 00:30:29
  • WEEKLY! William's Cider With the Lads
    Jan 21, 2025 – 00:30:03
  • A Very Public Servant (Pt. 5): Saved by the Queen
    Jan 16, 2025 – 00:44:12
  • WEEKLY! Did Jimmy Carter Kiss the Queen Mum on the Lips?
    Jan 14, 2025 – 00:31:33
  • A Very Public Servant (Pt. 4): Diana’s Rock on Trial
    Jan 9, 2025 – 00:32:54
  • WEEKLY! Meghan’s New Show, Of Course
    Jan 7, 2025 – 00:32:13
  • A Very Public Servant (Pt. 3): Paul, After Diana
    Jan 2, 2025 – 00:40:32
  • A Very Public Servant (Pt. 2): Diana and Charles... and Paul
    Dec 26, 2024 – 00:49:41
  • A Very Public Servant (Pt. 1): Meet Diana’s Butler Paul
    Dec 19, 2024 – 00:44:45
  • Weekly: Andrew and Fergie In the Doghouse (Again)
    Dec 17, 2024 – 00:35:16
  • WEEKLY! Kate & Will's Drafty Cathedral Duty
    Dec 10, 2024 – 00:32:46
  • WEEKLY! Harry & Meghan's "Hilarious" Show & More Royal News
    Nov 26, 2024 – 00:36:28
  • A Robbery by Will & Kate's, and RIP to a Royal Pup
    Nov 19, 2024 – 00:25:46
  • WEEKLY! William & Heidi Klum, and Charles's Big Birthday
    Nov 12, 2024 – 00:23:30
  • Weekly: Kate & Religion, "Statesman" William, Camilla at the Spa
    Nov 5, 2024 – 00:27:48
  • WEEKLY! Prince William Says the H Word: Harry
    Oct 29, 2024 – 00:22:02
  • WEEKLY! Harry's New House, William's New Shoes
    Oct 22, 2024 – 00:21:50
  • Weekly! Edward & Sophie, Another Edward & "One Pint Willy"
    Oct 15, 2024 – 00:19:33
  • WEEKLY! Harry & Meghan Apart, Charles Eats Lunch
    Oct 8, 2024 – 00:25:49
  • Finding Fergie: The Great Re-Duchessing
    Apr 2, 2024 – 00:35:50
  • Finding Fergie: Fergie and the Queen, Forever
    Mar 19, 2024 – 00:33:36
  • Finding Fergie: The Scandal Years Pt. 2
    Mar 12, 2024 – 00:42:42
  • Finding Fergie: The Scandal Years, Pt. 1
    Mar 5, 2024 – 00:50:13
  • Finding Fergie: The Diana Years
    Feb 27, 2024 – 00:39:12
  • Finding Fergie: The (Almost) Royal Years
    Feb 20, 2024 – 00:46:45
  • Finding Fergie: The Young Years
    Feb 13, 2024 – 00:37:04
  • Windsors & Losers Season 3 Trailer: Reassessing Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson
    Dec 19, 2023 – 00:02:09
  • Camilla and Her Spin Doctor
    Jun 27, 2023 – 00:47:25
  • Queen Camilla, the Original Conscious Uncoupler
    Jun 20, 2023 – 00:39:31
  • Queen Camilla Would Like to Be Your Friend
    Jun 13, 2023 – 00:43:33
  • Camilla, Queen of Wellness
    Jun 6, 2023 – 00:35:17
  • The Romance (and Enduring Cringe) of Camillagate
    May 30, 2023 – 00:38:00
  • Has Queen Camilla Ever... Worked?
    May 23, 2023 – 00:39:37
  • Queen Camilla, Who Loved to Hunt (and All That Implies)
    May 16, 2023 – 00:31:25
  • Why Camilla Still Owns Her Own Private Home
    May 9, 2023 – 00:23:58
  • Queen Camilla, Mum of Two
    May 2, 2023 – 00:35:54
  • Queen Camilla, the "Town Hall" Bride
    Apr 25, 2023 – 00:32:53
  • Windsors & Losers Season 2 Trailer: The Camilla Season
    Apr 11, 2023 – 00:02:01
  • Princess Margaret's Hedonistic Party Paradise, Mustique
    Feb 21, 2023 – 00:31:54
  • The 'Curious Collection' of Prince Philip's Surrogate Dad
    Feb 14, 2023 – 00:23:31
Recent Reviews
  • Abcdiva1
    The Windsors are Losers
    Eva and Allie are wonderful and well-researched, and I have adored this podcast until Charles became King. Regardless of the hosts wit and likability, it is IMPOSSIBLE to make Chuck, the Queen of Sidepieces, Kat, and Willy interesting. Keep the subject matter retro, and dig deeper on Diana, Anne, Margaret, QE II, and the other intriguing members of the Royal Family.
  • Huge H&M fan
    Two bores
    These two almost put me to sleep with this podcast no energy, or enthusiasm when reporting the stories at all, typical mean girls when reporting on The Sussexes, especially when the subject is Meghan, did not bother to put a positive spin on your comments on the Vanity Fair article, whether you believe the things being said about Meghan or not, you did not bother to at least be a bit encouraging.
  • sgm3cb
    Tea sip-worthy
    All the stories about the royals you didn’t know you wanted, or needed, to hear. A feel-good fun podcast and the hosts have great chemistry. Makes me wish I was part of their royals book club sipping tea on a Sunday afternoon.
  • leelostinspace
    Windsors & Losers
    This podcast is The Great Courses for the British royal family.
  • 2244356745
    Aww man
    Another one bites the dust. Couldn't hide your disappoint that Prince William would be diplomatic and kind to Trump, person THE MAJORITY of America voted for. Sorry, you were actually a good show.
  • M-and-P
    Not clean
    Rated clean but there was swearing. Some people like to listen with kids, so if that’s you, just be aware that it might not be squeaky clean language (at least not the one episode I heard).
  • New to The Royals
    It’s a Windsor!
    Allie and Eva offer lesser known anecdotes and a frank assessment without sensationalism. It’s a cozy 40 minutes of fun without the same old stories from the headlines. All this done with an amusing style.
  • Drumheyoka
    I’m addicted
    The stories I’m too lazy to look up myself are here! The book Charles wrote- Edward leaving the firm- it’s all here. Please keep it going
  • Mimi Flanagan
    Refreshing and lighthearted!
    Allie and Eva bring us into the inner sanctum of the British royal’s lives with a tone that is both humorous and snarky. I really enjoyed listening to the tales they are telling.
  • Jaleana
    Best Royal Podcast
    Like being in history class with two fun and knowledgeable professors! This podcast has heart, insight and leaves me in awe of the Windsors and hosts Eva and Allie.
  • dynamically_d
    Real side of the Royals!
    I could listen to these podcasters spill the tea all day long about the real lives and history of the royals! I look forward to every single episode and constantly learn something new (that I then share with everyone)! Thank you Windsors and Losers for all the deep research you do!
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