Chatabix

Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.

Recent Episodes
  • S12 Ep 603 Vault Mondays: The Bathroom and Bong Bong The Cow
    Apr 28, 2025 – 29:54
  • S12 Ep 602 Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabiscuit Jingles and Ronnie Barker’s Letter
    Apr 25, 2025 – 36:16
  • S12 Ep 601: A Curry Quiz and Farting Masseuses
    Apr 24, 2025 – 55:15
  • S12 Ep 600: David’s Bad B&Q Attitude
    Apr 23, 2025 – 46:35
  • S12 Ep 599: Joe’s Tennis Court Opening
    Apr 22, 2025 – 45:34
  • S12 Ep 598 Vault Monday’s: The Talent Agency Pilot
    Apr 21, 2025 – 45:04
  • S12 Ep 597 Listener’s Mailbag: Happy Happy Girl and Beach Huts
    Apr 18, 2025 – 30:14
  • S12 Ep 596: Joe In Paris and 50s Angst
    Apr 17, 2025 – 01:08:39
  • S12 Ep 595: Graffiti and Stan Laurel’s House
    Apr 16, 2025 – 37:30
  • S12 Ep 594: Cheddar Gorge and Longleat Safari Park
    Apr 15, 2025 – 56:16
  • S12 Ep 593 Vault Monday’s: Canal Thursdays #1
    Apr 14, 2025 – 34:15
  • S12 Ep 592 Listener’s Mailbag: Galaxy Pugs and Joe Singing
    Apr 11, 2025 – 21:47
  • S12 Ep 591: A Visit to Beatrix Potter’s House
    Apr 10, 2025 – 51:56
  • S12 Ep 590 Surprise Guest: Keith Brymer Jones - host of The Great Pottery Throw Down
    Apr 9, 2025 – 01:11:47
  • S12 Ep 589: The Return of Andy Goldstein
    Apr 8, 2025 – 01:06:04
  • S12 Ep 588 Vault Mondays: The Weatherperson Auditions
    Apr 7, 2025 – 43:30
  • S12 Ep 587 Listener’s Mailbag: The Beach Dildo and Breath Coaching
    Apr 4, 2025 – 40:48
  • S12 Ep 586: Volunteering and Mother's Day Balloons
    Apr 3, 2025 – 39:21
  • S12 Ep 585: Vigilante Joe and A Pottery Visit
    Apr 2, 2025 – 48:11
  • S12 Ep 584: Being 50 and Speaking French
    Apr 1, 2025 – 57:57
  • S12 Ep 583 Vault Mondays: Incredibly Tired and Rusty Lee
    Mar 31, 2025 – 31:11
  • S12 Ep 582 Listener’s Mailbag: Litter Blogs & Haunted Beds
    Mar 28, 2025 – 30:29
  • S12 Ep 581: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 2
    Mar 27, 2025 – 01:09:57
  • S12 Ep 580: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 1
    Mar 26, 2025 – 01:11:42
  • S12 Ep 579: Barney The Dog and The Pod Date Game
    Mar 25, 2025 – 48:03
  • S12 Ep 578 Vault Mondays: Our Female Versions and Boxing
    Mar 24, 2025 – 28:43
  • S12 Ep 577 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips Quips Quips
    Mar 21, 2025 – 32:44
  • S12 Ep 576: Ideas Cards and The Americana Sessions
    Mar 20, 2025 – 01:02:01
  • S12 Ep 575: The Podmasters Quiz
    Mar 19, 2025 – 40:02
  • S12 Ep 574: Joe’s Baking Course
    Mar 18, 2025 – 46:49
  • S12 Ep 573 Vault Mondays: Learning The Game Of Cricket and Personal Trainers
    Mar 17, 2025 – 55:26
  • S12 Ep 572: Listener's Mailbag - Top 50 Eps & Pyramind
    Mar 14, 2025 – 34:41
  • S12 Ep 571: Joe’s MMU Report Card
    Mar 13, 2025 – 56:37
  • S12 Ep 570: More Pottery Throw Down
    Mar 12, 2025 – 50:38
  • S12 Ep 569: Walking vs Rock Climbing
    Mar 11, 2025 – 01:00:16
  • S12 Ep 568 Vault Mondays: Performance Nerves and Nana Pud Pud
    Mar 10, 2025 – 36:06
  • S12 Ep 567 Listener’s Mailbag: The Chanctonbury Ring & Celebrity Stories
    Mar 7, 2025 – 35:12
  • S12 Ep 566: Well Done Me
    Mar 6, 2025 – 44:00
  • S12 Ep 565: Surprise Guest Time
    Mar 5, 2025 – 01:11:19
  • S12 Ep 564: Calling The Police and A Pod Story Game
    Mar 4, 2025 – 55:09
  • S12 Ep 563 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl - The Complete Works
    Mar 3, 2025 – 35:51
  • S12 Ep 562 Listener’s Mailbag - iPhones & Footballers
    Feb 28, 2025 – 28:45
  • S12 Ep 561: Joe’s Birthday Lunch Video
    Feb 27, 2025 – 47:05
  • S12 Ep 560: TV Joe’s Weakest Link
    Feb 26, 2025 – 01:19:44
  • S12 Ep 559: Roller Coaster Re-bookings
    Feb 25, 2025 – 43:43
  • S12 Ep 558 Vault Mondays: Guest - Rob Beckett
    Feb 24, 2025 – 01:13:52
  • S12 Ep 557 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners & Washing Machines
    Feb 21, 2025 – 25:04
  • S12 Ep 556: Being Nude and Why We Pod
    Feb 20, 2025 – 54:55
  • S12 Ep 555: Ginger Biscuits, Aquariums and Public Interactions
    Feb 19, 2025 – 50:26
  • S12 Ep 554: Keep It Joyful
    Feb 18, 2025 – 57:18
Recent Reviews
  • jkdnekc
    Chatabix
    Thanks for all the laughs, always enjoy this podcast.
  • Nolaeddie
    The best show going
    Thank you boys for a great show. Patreon person and daily listener from Louisiana
  • The wanted demographic
    Super Fun!!
    The Age Game is a keeper!! Loved it ❤️
  • J-Gru
    Lovely
    Listening to these lads is like a warm blanket. So cozy. I hope they never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever stop doing this pod. I would be sad.
  • Ice Cream Bloke
    These are my boys.
    Not a huge podcast listener, but when I do, these are the boys I listen to. Very easy-going, enjoyable, at times hilarious listen to just relax your mind and have a laugh. Love the pub jokes. Love the special guests, but most of all I just enjoy the general banter between these two comedy legends. Crunch crunch from the USA.
  • Neil Bywater
    So funny! Pub jokes had me crying
    Joe and David are the best - it’s refreshing to hear two buddies just being funny and brutally honest.
  • ItsJohnBone
    Every Episode Makes Me Laugh
    At first glance a wonderful journey as two comedians/actors/writers pick at each other’s insecurities. But it’s so much more: celeb guests from the worlds of comedy, film/TV and music, plus specialist guests from all walks of life. A unique blend of laughter, insight and much needed respite from the outside world.
  • Meltman_
    My kind of pod
    There is something about this podcast that keeps me coming back. In an age where “everyone has a podcast”, this is a refreshing departure from the overly-polished celebrity podcast. It’s rough around the edges. Often I have no idea who the guests are — I live in North America — if you’re not feeling an episode, just move on to the next. The good episodes more than make up for the not-so-good ones.
  • Inspector Lynley
    Lovely bit of business
    As a Brit living in the US, this is a wonderful slice of all that is good about British comedy. I feel that I’m listening in on a conversation with two mates down at the pub, with the occasional celebrity guest stopping by for a chat. Never missed an episode. Keep up the good work chaps. Crunch Crunch.
  • Miss Pinchy
    Love Chatabix
    I love Chatabix! Recently found it and have been binging it ever since. Just got Joe’s book for Christmas! Love you two!! Keep laughing!
  • Princess Pov
    Just a couple of gorgeous guys
    They'll often be chatting about things that you know nothing about, or really nothing much at all, but their company is strangely addictive and oddly comforting, as are the jingles. Baby girl.
  • mynicknameisyaken
    “I’M SO TIRED”
    Really wanted to love it. HUGE fan of Joe Wilkinson. But each episode is literally: “Is the audio working?” Followed by “I’m so tired.” A lot of giggling, dead air silence, random sighs, “I hate my job.” Then repeat endlessly. No preparation, no direction. Why do they bother? They don’t even seem to enjoy making it. :(
  • Rev. R. McGlinchy
    Banter w/ no context, Audio Quality terrible
    I came and stayed for quite a while for the banter… which I loved, despite the lack of context explained. They regularly have guests and make no effort to explain who they are. Audio quality has never improved much… which is annoying if you’re using ear buds. But the final straw was all the recent episodes in which they spent half the time taking in coded language about something secret going on in Joe’s life. Do not bother with the Patreon membership. Waste of time.
  • FlowingWheel460
    Sign of the Twines!
    Great Discovery!!! Love these two!!! My morning motivation on the drive to work!!! #Wilko!
  • Marcel Marceauceau
    Break?
    Joe been incarcerated again? Why the hiatus?
  • shazza californa dreaming !!
    Super stars !!!
    Listen from the very beginning here in the USA … gets better and better .. 😁 looking forward to watch Brain and Charles 🤩
  • Thinking_Fish
    Bix-licious!
    A podcast other podcasts aren't brave enough to attempt. Genius!
  • Tina3W
    My favorite podcast
    Even when David and Joe think they’re boring, they’re hilarious. Love the give and take they have. Sometimes I’m on David’s side, sometimes I’m on Joe’s. It’s always fun. I enjoy hearing about their current projects and obsessions. The fact that they do it every morning, even when they don’t want to, makes it even better. Come for the bants, stay for the audio issues. It’s a wild ride.
  • greenjean1970
    Beautiful mess
    Every day is a new adventure, who knows what can happen in the next moment. David and Joe lovingly share their messy feelings and thoughts in real time, with seemingly no editing. I hope it stays this way forever. Also, the weatherman is a very sexy listen.
  • Bigjay7979
    Awesome
    Great podcast, It’s 2 best friends that chat each morning. Joe and David are great by themselves but are amazing together. David has an infectious laugh and Joe’s obsession with “Happy Girl” makes it the highlight of my day.
  • Trollnamedcarlos
    Horrible podcast.
    This is one of the worst podcasts in the world. They don’t know what they are talking about when they talk about something, but they usually don’t actually talk about anything. It’s unprofessional, it’s poorly made, they hosts are both jokes. I wouldn’t suggest this podcast to my worst enemy. However, like a bad girlfriend, I’m hooked. 5 out of 5 stars.
  • KevsPop
    David’s alright.
    David’s alright but Joe Wilkinson may be one of the greatest people to ever live. We all are lucky to be able to listen to him every Monday-Friday. Thank you Joe for just being you. P.S. I will be expecting my check post haste
  • thirsty for tarence
    Chatabiscuits
    Love the pod. Many are saying there are audio issues with the June 17 episode, but I didn’t even notice them.
  • symes72
    tapping the fishbowl
    If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to truly ‘be’ English, this podcast is for you. topics range from: being passive/aggressive whilst masquerading as sarcasm, to: self sabotage at the expense of listeners.. which in itself creates the catch22 the hosts claim not to have the answer for. meta? perhaps. this podcast could actually be put on as two-hander play, titled ‘no,no - that’s fine’ and it’d be in the running for an Olivier. Highly recommended!
  • ArtfulDodger310
    Organic morning fun
    Two of the world’s great comic minds try to figure out how to channel their genius in to something listenable and the results are hilarious.
  • Chrisevan7
    Great banter.
    It’s a great way to start the day, listening to these two chatting about everything and anything that pops in their heads. Now if they would just release a Honk the Mole t-shirt maybe people would get why I keep “honking” to myself and giggling like a child. 😆
  • Tom O'Malley
    So funny
    These guys crack me up. It’s fun being a fly on the wall while these two buddies break each other’s stones.
  • farnhax
    Inspiring
    Helped me forgive and reconnect with my estranged sinex-addicted father.
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